How do you feed a family of 5 on a coupla dozen eggs and a 12 oz roll of sausage?

I hereby proclaim this the funniest bit of audio I have heard in a fortnight: http://consumerist.com/consumer/audio/devoted-customer-upset-jimmy-dean-downsized-sausage-16oz-to-12oz-but-charges-same-price-322223.php According to this feller, people from the South do not enjoy the sage or maple varieties of roll sausage.