I hate the new Jeopardy theme

Those who know me well know that I love Jeopardy and trivia games in general. That being said, I hate the sound of this new theme! Boo! Bring back the old Jeopardy theme! Listen to it! Isn't it bad?

Real Housewives Reunion Show Tonight

Who is tha bomb diggity when it comes to RHofA trivia?! Make no mistake, it's ME! Yeeah boi! Don't forget to tune into Bravo tonight for the weave-rippin', finger-pointin', bewb flauntin' reunion show!

Are these scrunchable? Can they be layered?

Someone please tell me WTF.  Especially you, #2.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta... aka Hot Mess '08

So to say I am absolutely lapping up every last bit of the delicious gravy that is Real Housewives of Atlanta is an understatement.  LOVE this show, and in my opinion it is the worst representation of Atlanta in history.  Or maybe the best, depending on who you are.  Either way, it is 100% pure total trash and I can't think of a better way to spend my Tuesday night.  In fact, last night I was a bit upset that I missed it because we were out with a friend kicking ass at trivia.  Luckily I caught up on all the Southern Fried Cattiness today.  With only one episode left, here are some observations on the frilly five:

Kim:  Ok she's probably my favorite story line going right now.  Girlfriend thinks she is going to waltz right into a recording studio and become an overnight sensation, when she doesn't even know the first thing about music and she smokes brown-filtered 120 cigs INSIDE her townhouse all day.  (And can we talk about the fact that she is in a townhouse??  Everyone else has their McMansion and Miss Barbie Crispwig is chillin in her duplex.)  I think her line to NeNe about being a "low budget bitch" was hilarious and well thought out... but ultimately just retaliation against NeNe's observations regarding her lack of true talent.  My prediction is that Kim will remain Lee Najjar's sugarbaby and her career is going to take off straight into the crapper.

Sheree:  Obviously this woman's sense of "working her ass off" to get her clothing line off the ground means hiring shitty seamstresses and numerous personal assistants to do all of her work for her, and then just looking tired and disheveled as if she had done all the work.  For some reason the fact that she barely ever gets emotional about anything really bugs.  And does she ever actually mother her children?  I can't wait for Mychael Knight to appear next week and give her a good schoolin' on what it takes to get a clothing line going. 

Lisa: I actually like Lisa.  She is sweet, but boring.  Give me the drama!!!

DeShawn: I think Shawnie is the classiest of the bunch.  Every time she is on screen, I am mesmerized by the fact that she can talk without moving her lips at all.  I gotta hand it to her for trying to clear the air within the group by hosting a sunset barbecue (what was with that one really long table?)  That went over like a bag of shit, for real.  I really felt for her when her "Night of A Thousand Stars" totally bombed.  Lesson learned I suppose, you got to charge people for charity tickets!  I did think it was a little odd that her giant mug adorned the front of the invite.  Klassy.

NeNe:  Love me some NeNe.  Out of all of them, I think she is the most down to earth & realistic.  Give me some three snaps in a Z-formation please.  She called it on Kim, and I'm glad Kim retaliated just for the drama factor, but sister had it right on about her talent.  It will be interesting to see how the season wraps up between the two of them - the preview hinted at a nice looking cat fight.  Bring it!

I would like to thank the fabulous Heidi for inspiring this post.  I KNOW she has some great insight into this show and I can't wait to read all about it!

CNN vs. Fox News

If there was any doubt in your mind that CNN is the superior news network, this clip should clear up any questions.  In a strikingly powerful move by the Atlanta based network, CNN pulled out all the stops tonight and used holograms to illustrate congressional races and make reporters in Chicago look to be in studio.  Killer!!!  Not to mention that CNN also broadcasts in HD, and for some reason, Fox News is nowhere to be found on the HD channels (in ATL at least).  FN's graphics do not even compare, and don't get me started on their reporting or their slogan "Fair and Balanced." They are about as balanced as Ron White after 8 whiskeys on premier night of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.  Sounds like Fox News and the Republican party both have lots of work to do.

CNN 1, Fox News big fat goose egg.